New Year’s Resolutions 2010
New Year's Resolutions 2010
Every year I make resolutions to improve myself and make life easier for people around me. At some point, usually in January, I resume my former lifestyle and the well-intended new resolutions are abandoned.
I will try something new this year. Using reverse psychology on myself, these are my New Year's resolutions for 2010. Hopefully in the next couple of weeks, I will break them and be right on track for a great year. Wish me luck.
1.) Spend more time watching TV.
2.) Spend more time on the Internet.
3.) Read less.
4.) Gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
5.) Stop exercising. Waste of time.
6.) Procrastinate more.
7.) Drink more alcohol and be sarcastic.
8.) Spend more money on cycling clothes.
9.) Do less yard work.
Happy New Year